Actually? I think having an antiqued iron and cherrywood hand drill in place of the shifter would be flipping opulent. What a great idea! »
I sure hope not. I’m a serial cracker and can pop every bone in my body. The sensation releases something euphoric, so I’ve made somewhat of an art out of it. You can call me an enthusiast of sorts. »
Boom. Sick burn. All we need now is Orlove and his unruly scruff beard to show up with a dryer-burnt sweater and a slightly open mouth. “Why does it smell like Cheeto’s in here all of a sudden?”
Correct. And, again, how can an officer possibly discern the difference between texting and looking up directions? »
I’m not sure how to answer this question, largely because I can verify that I’ve never been an interested Civic buyer – like, ever. That said, if I ever were interested in a Civic and in the market for a 2-door commuter car, obviously the performance spec of the vehicle would pique my interest. »
I’d still consider this “new”. If Jalopnik came out with this QOTD only a few years back, it would have fallen within that technicality, and would still have to age a decade or so (we’re not there yet).